Sunday, November 18, 2007

A Simple Request

Excuse me, Mr. Grosspants.

Mr. Grosspants of Aurora, Ontario, Canadia.

Mr. Grosspants with an IP Address of

Mr. Grosspants, who uses Aurora Cable Internet for their provider.

I just wanted to tell you: Please stop coming here.

It's obvious that you have some problems. Not only because of your search term (circled in red because I don't want MORE searches for it landing people here), but because of the fact that you are repeatedly coming back after having found me by searching for that term, when you should have been sadly and disgustingly disappointed.

You are creeping me out. You are making me scared for my kids. You are making me regret hosting a fun, informative and SUPPOSED-TO-BE innocent little blogging event. You are making me want to close this blog.

Again, not only because you are looking for that particular sort of thing, but because

So please. Just stop. Don't come back. At all. I will know if you do. And I will be pissed. And when I get pissed, I get vengeful. So just don't. Go about your sick little life somewhere else.
That is all.


Brillig said...

EWW EWW EWW!!!!! Yikes. Seriously, Mr. Grosspants. Get help!

Worker Mommy said...

Yes, very scary. Sick and twisted doesn't even begin to describe the search that landed someone on my blog. In fact it's too sick for me to even mention. Even though they immediately left my page and haven't returned it still creeped me the hell out.
Sad but true...which is why I don't tend to post a lot of pictures of the kids and none of myself and never any real names.
It is sad when sickos take the fun out of something innocent.

Melissavina said...

I get the same guy searching for Jean Claude Van Damme every day... he's from Poland. Since it's sort of an innocent search I don't mind, but still... it's weird.

Today I had a search for "Indian midgets" that's weird. How did they land on me? Not sure.

Miss Kate said...

AMEN! You go, girl. And Aurora, ON? If you really want to find sites like that, you should probably open your wallet.

Butrfly Garden said...

Ya'll want to know the WORST part?

I don't know if it was the same person or not...but MyBlogLog sited someone getting here with "Kids ____ (female doctor) Play"

Sick fucks, man.

Whiskeymarie said...

I get lots of gross searches, but rarely the same one twice.
Your dude is just creepy. Seriously, like 99% of the net is that sort of stuff, yet he has to look for it on a blog?

Cherann said...

You know, him coming back multiple times and visiting your site from the search actually ups your rating for those search terms.

Canadian flake said...

Yikes...I promise that I am a safe Canadian that thinks your blog rocks!!

Please don't hold our worst specimen against us..ewwwwww him

Butrfly Garden said...

Cherann - I'm pretty sure he just saved the link. Which just ups the creepiness factor. Because it only "came from" a search once.

He did come back yesterday. But only once. I hope he saw this. Fricken Freak.

Butrfly Garden said...

DAMN! It took some vodka clarity, but:

What if Mr. Grosspants isn't a mister at all? What if it's Ms. Boredpants instead?

I mean, still not my cup of tea, but it really changes the view on things.

Great. Now I feel bad. And on my Made Up Birthday, too!!