Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Search Me.

When time is tight, it's best to enlist help. The help of my READERS (or rather, random searchers that landed here expecting...something very different, I'm sure).

Brought to you via Statcounter, by request of Melissavina (it’s more than a one-liner, but generally the same idea, right?) and completely idea-pilfered from Cherann, The Effed Up Ways People Come Across My Blog:

"insane ways of torture" (Work for my company!)

"beautiful redneck wedding" (Trying to include tulle AND Nascar?)

"sexy gyno stories" "gyno fetish stories" "gyno play" "horror gyno pics" (The list goes on, I knew talking about my girly parts would bring in a bad crowd!)

"milf garden" (This is a new take on an old search, do they just grow right out of the ground now?)

"women who have three boobies" (Really? I've decided this searcher was about eight years old.)

"should pastors marry non-christians" (Sure...why not?)


And...my favorite:

"chocolate syrup bad for vagina?" (I'm no expert, but I would guess it is.)

22 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

I keep a running list of mine.
Two of my recent favorites:

"how big should my bump be?"
and
intoxicated "peed her pants"

Brillig said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Gyno fetish stories!? YIKES!!!! That's hilarious. This is a mighty fine list you've got here. :-D

hello insomnia said...

This is comedy gold! I LOVE IT.

Melissavina said...

Oh my gosh, Chocolate Syrup. I love it. Sorta makes you realize there's some crazy mo fo's out there.

This week I had someone search for "Alternative uses for Preparation H"
Nice.


Glad you're back!!

Miss Kate said...

I would imagine that chocolate syrup would lay the groundwork for a really bad yeast infection. Unless it is made with Splenda.

Cherann said...

Have you seen 9.5 weeks? Foods can be fun!

I've had quite a few weird searches lately. And I'm still thinking of doing Super Silly Search Sunday again but my weekends are so booked.

Amy said...

Oh.My.God. The Google Pervs are hilarious and terrifying at the same time. Half the time I'm afraid to look at my stats.

Worker Mommy said...

Ok, imagining what lead to the need for that last search is really what's cracking me up.

Worker Mommy said...

OMG and I have to say I laughed the hell out loud when I read your comments on my last post.
You, my dear, are hilariously funny.

Life As I Know It said...

Ha! I love reading these. What ARE some people thinking??

Mariposa Speaks said...

Hahahaha, this is funny! I'm now thinking of tracking mine...

Mariposa Speaks said...

Hahahaha, this is funny! I'm now thinking of tracking mine...

Canadian flake said...

lmaoooooooooo love the list...thanks for the giggles.

Kristina said...

Boobies. hahahhahahaha

Alex Elliot said...

Hmmm...I found your blog from Worker
Mommy's blog.

exskindiver said...

very funny.
didn't cherann have something about ball sacks or something?
good to see you.

Virtualsprite said...

That is so funny!!!!! I love it. I'm defnitely going to have to look at my stats now, too!

Worker Mommy said...

yeah, yeah I know about the work drama but I'm just missin The Butrfly...that's all ;)

Brillig said...

Missing you...

lady macleod said...

LOL

Jod{i} said...

LMAO! Tooo funny! THanks for stopping by!

Maurey Pierce said...

Yikes. I can't compete. "Adult Big Wheel" is about as good as it gets.