Hi, there! Look at you, all dolled up your paper gown! You look cold, dear. Why don’t you hop up on that table and I’ll get your blood pressure taken.
You seem nervous…everything okay?
What’s that? Bad experiences here at the OB/*GYN office, huh? We get a lot like you. A lot.
So many, in fact, we started to document it. Just look at them all (We're also documenting them at Brillig's place, don't forget to add your link there as well!):
