Excuse me, Mr. Grosspants.
Mr. Grosspants of Aurora, Ontario, Canadia.
Mr. Grosspants with an IP Address of 24.137.212.137.
Mr. Grosspants, who uses Aurora Cable Internet for their provider.
I just wanted to tell you: Please stop coming here.
It's obvious that you have some problems. Not only because of your search term (circled in red because I don't want MORE searches for it landing people here), but because of the fact that you are repeatedly coming back after having found me by searching for that term, when you should have been sadly and disgustingly disappointed.
You are creeping me out. You are making me scared for my kids. You are making me regret hosting a fun, informative and SUPPOSED-TO-BE innocent little blogging event. You are making me want to close this blog.
Again, not only because you are looking for that particular sort of thing, but because
YOU KEEP COMING BACK.
So please. Just stop. Don't come back. At all. I will know if you do. And I will be pissed. And when I get pissed, I get vengeful. So just don't. Go about your sick little life somewhere else.
That is all.
